M & Ms

  The Woman's Survival Kit

At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one.

Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.

The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.

If you feel a headache coming on eat the PURPLE one.

The BLUE one reduces bloating.

You can eat the BROWN ones ANYTIME!!

If all symptoms occur at the same time,

EAT THE WHOLE BAG!

A fun thing to do for your girlfriends:
Using a small plastic bag fill it with a few M&Ms using the colors mentioned above.